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A good friend will be there for you when you cry.
A best friend will be there crying with you.

A good friend will keep your secret if you murder someone.
A best friend will have been your accomplice.

A good friend will let you commit suicide.
A best friend will be holding your hand as they jump in front of a train with you.

A good friend will mourn for you if you die before them.
A best friend will follow you.

A good friend will be at your execution to say goodbye.
A best friend will be in a second electric chair right next to you.

A good friend will say it's not a good idea to throw that explosive into the powerplant that's destroying natural habitat.
A best friend will count down to three, giving you the signal to throw it.

A good friend will ignore the fact that you kidnapped someone to torture.
A best friend will provide the chloroform.

A good friend will yell at your ex for breaking up with you.
A best friend will murder them.

A good friend will accept it when you hurt yourself.
A best friend will be sitting next to you to mop up the blood.

A good friend will cry with you if someone kills your puppy.
A best friend will help you track the bastard down and beat the shit out of him.

A good friend will be crying and waving goodbye to you as you board the Euthnasia Coaster.
A best friend will be sitting in the cart right next to you, excited and saying, "this is gonna be AWESOME!"

A good friend won't stop you from holding a gun to your head.
A best friend will be the one holding the gun to your head.

A good friend would read this and not say anything about it, but feel kinda disturbed on the inside.
A best friend would laugh and say, "these are hilarious."
I NO WAY DO I BELIEVE ANY OF THIS IS TRUE. i just wanted to make sure you know that. it's just a morbidly funny thing i thought of when i remembered an icon that said

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend will be sitting next to you and say, "man, we fucked up. but that shit was funny!"

i just thought it's be disturbingly ironic, ya know? XD so if i murder someone, turn me in okay? well, if i don't turn myself in first.

love ya sempai XD
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:iconlichkingozma:
LichKingOzma Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
These are hilarious
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NekoSan410 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Stawp being so gud... STAWP!
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Nokinami Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconslyfoxiio:
This appeared on quite a number of fanfiction profiles, you know?

I suppose it's true.
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SlyFoxiiO Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aaaw Frozen - HUG! 
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Nokinami Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:)
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Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
wait what? what am I supposed to be looking at?
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Nokinami Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oops xD I probably should habe clarifyied that .-.

SlyFoxi is my best friend, so, because I was too lazy to message her, I just let the mention thing do my job
(So it doesn't matter to you)

About the profiles: I saw that stuff Art least half a year ago :P


Sorry, I'm tired ... My brain refuses to work in a LEss brain-scattered way .-.
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Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
it's okay! I was like >_> was my thing stolen?? thanks for clearing it up
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Nokinami Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Again, sorry for Messing up.
I saw that more than half a year ago cuz that was the time whenI was really active, so I suppose ssomeone either made something similar Ort stole it, intentional Ort not.
>_<
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Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
if you do see the exact one on someone else's profile, let me know, okay?
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