I NO WAY DO I BELIEVE ANY OF THIS IS TRUE. i just wanted to make sure you know that. it's just a morbidly funny thing i thought of when i remembered an icon that said
A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend will be sitting next to you and say, "man, we fucked up. but that shit was funny!"
i just thought it's be disturbingly ironic, ya know? XD so if i murder someone, turn me in okay? well, if i don't turn myself in first.
love ya sempai XD