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A good friend will be there for you when you cry.
A best friend will be there crying with you.

A good friend will keep your secret if you murder someone.
A best friend will have been your accomplice.

A good friend will let you commit suicide.
A best friend will be holding your hand as they jump in front of a train with you.

A good friend will mourn for you if you die before them.
A best friend will follow you.

A good friend will be at your execution to say goodbye.
A best friend will be in a second electric chair right next to you.

A good friend will say it's not a good idea to throw that explosive into the powerplant that's destroying natural habitat.
A best friend will count down to three, giving you the signal to throw it.

A good friend will ignore the fact that you kidnapped someone to torture.
A best friend will provide the chloroform.

A good friend will yell at your ex for breaking up with you.
A best friend will murder them.

A good friend will accept it when you hurt yourself.
A best friend will be sitting next to you to mop up the blood.

A good friend will cry with you if someone kills your puppy.
A best friend will help you track the bastard down and beat the shit out of him.

A good friend will be crying and waving goodbye to you as you board the Euthnasia Coaster.
A best friend will be sitting in the cart right next to you, excited and saying, "this is gonna be AWESOME!"

A good friend won't stop you from holding a gun to your head.
A best friend will be the one holding the gun to your head.

A good friend would read this and not say anything about it, but feel kinda disturbed on the inside.
A best friend would laugh and say, "these are hilarious."
I NO WAY DO I BELIEVE ANY OF THIS IS TRUE. i just wanted to make sure you know that. it's just a morbidly funny thing i thought of when i remembered an icon that said

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend will be sitting next to you and say, "man, we fucked up. but that shit was funny!"

i just thought it's be disturbingly ironic, ya know? XD so if i murder someone, turn me in okay? well, if i don't turn myself in first.

love ya sempai XD
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:icontipsledude1010:
tipsledude1010 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  New member
WHAT THE FUCKETTY FUCK
my brain matter is plastered across my walls due to
a spectacular head explosion!
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:iconlichking0zma:
LichKing0zma Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
These are hilarious
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:iconnekosan410:
NekoSan410 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Stawp being so gud... STAWP!
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:iconnokinami:
Nokinami Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconslyfoxiio:
This appeared on quite a number of fanfiction profiles, you know?

I suppose it's true.
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SlyFoxiiO Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aaaw Frozen - HUG! 
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:iconnokinami:
Nokinami Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:)
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:iconreitanna-seishin:
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
wait what? what am I supposed to be looking at?
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:iconnokinami:
Nokinami Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oops xD I probably should habe clarifyied that .-.

SlyFoxi is my best friend, so, because I was too lazy to message her, I just let the mention thing do my job
(So it doesn't matter to you)

About the profiles: I saw that stuff Art least half a year ago :P


Sorry, I'm tired ... My brain refuses to work in a LEss brain-scattered way .-.
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:iconreitanna-seishin:
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
it's okay! I was like >_> was my thing stolen?? thanks for clearing it up
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Nokinami Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Again, sorry for Messing up.
I saw that more than half a year ago cuz that was the time whenI was really active, so I suppose ssomeone either made something similar Ort stole it, intentional Ort not.
>_<
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:iconreitanna-seishin:
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
if you do see the exact one on someone else's profile, let me know, okay?
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:iconnokinami:
Nokinami Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Okay ^-^
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ColonelBSacquet Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014
"A best friend will be holding your hand as they jump in front of a train with you."

Uuuh ...


"I NO WAY DO I BELIEVE ANY OF THIS IS TRUE."

Ah ok. :-)
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:iconreitanna-seishin:
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
you kidding? I'd love if my best friend agreed to jump in front of a train with me!
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:iconcolonelbsacquet:
ColonelBSacquet Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014
I one of my friend was going to do that, no way I'd join him (or her).

Rather try to snatch him (or her) back to firm ground before (s)he does something unrecoverable. :-)
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Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess it depends if both friends wanna die. I sure as hell wouldn't let my friend go alone, that's for sure
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ToxicAlienParadox Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
My friend Tyra and I were laughing so hard at this! Absolutely love it! X'D
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:iconpmykittykat:
pmykittykat Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:iconxkirbycomicsx: :iconpmykittykat:
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:iconpmykittykat:
pmykittykat Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
these ARE halarious :)
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:iconmrssilico:
MrsSilico Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
At the first one it should be: A best friend will be ready to beat who made you cry.
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:iconreitanna-seishin:
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
well no cause it's supposed to start out like it's innocent
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:iconmrssilico:
MrsSilico Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ohhh I see.
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:iconmasterofthestorm:
MasteroftheStorm Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Hobbyist
This piece plucked at my nerves while running a finger down my spine.

I like it.
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gameslavegaz Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student General Artist
Real quote from my best friend sometime around 8 years ago:
"A good friend will call you a derp if you run through the town yelling "IT'S RAINING BURRITOS!!!" A best friend will be running and yelling it with you."
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:iconreitanna-seishin:
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
beautiful!
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:iconresidentevilhetalia:
ResidentEvilHetalia Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Student General Artist
That is so me and my bff Jordan XD
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:iconjaneykara:
JaneyKara Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
My best friend Sarah-chan is the best thing ever. If anyone messed with her I'd say "FUCK NO, BITCH."
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:iconreitanna-seishin:
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
same with sempai, who i regrettively not talked to for awhile cause i haven't been on skype n' stuff
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Loa-is-a-Demon Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
read em to my mom and she said "i don't feel comfortable with the killing ones, the rest are fine"...i guess she's just a good friend
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:iconreitanna-seishin:
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD she doesn't have a sense of humor
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:iconloa-is-a-demon:
Loa-is-a-Demon Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013
ain't that the truth
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TheFemalePikachu Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
this is me and my best friend, she literally tried to hunt down some one for saying bad things about my art. i was like "im fine im fine! i just cried a bi-" "AW HELL NO THEY MADE YOU CRY IM GONNA GET THEM!" Shiiiit... shit...oh well, that was like when i first met her.
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Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD that's what i'd do. if anyone messed with sempai, i'd be all "AW HELL NO!!"
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:iconthefemalepikachu:
TheFemalePikachu Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
you sound just like my friend, always protecting and caring.
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InvaderAna1 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"A good friend will yell at your ex for breaking up with you.
best friend will murder them."
XD that's what I want my best friend to be like
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NatureReigns Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
'A good friend will ignore the fact that you kidnapped someone to torture.
best friend will provide the chloroform.'

... that's me and my twin sister. We kick ass together. :)
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:iconsparkreigns:
sparkreigns Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Hobbyist
You're awesome. This made me smile and made me realize my twin is soooo my best friend


(hope she reads this comment :D)
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artimproves2 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013   Writer
Hahahaha I was laughing once I got to the gun part lol
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:iconmangela76:
mangela76 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013
me and my best friend read this laughing the entire time so the end is very true
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:icon1intheshadows1:
1IntheShadows1 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013
This made me realize that I'm very lonely.
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:iconnightoftheokami:
NightoftheOkami Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013
The best part is... My bestfriends would do all those things. XD
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:icongaaralover247:
gaaralover247 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Well that escalated quickly haha
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:icondidi-dias:
DiDi-dias Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
That's one dedicated friend, heh..
LOL okay wth did I just read?!?!xD
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:iconaqureshi1:
Aqureshi1 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013
...Oh. My. Gosh.......I laughed so hard!!! My best friend/sister is gonna love this!
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thomasbaron06 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013

haha shit, if you murdered someone I would hide you in my closet or under my bed until the heat died down,

then i'd probably see you off to the airport and smuggle you out of the country lol,

on the other hand I would miss you too much so I would leave the country with you lol :D

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:iconreitanna-seishin:
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD TO CANADA!!!
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:iconthomasbaron06:
thomasbaron06 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013

AWESOMENESS!!! XD,

we can go over niagra falls in a barrel together lol

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:iconreitanna-seishin:
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
BARRELS!! :iconbarrelsplz:
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thomasbaron06 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013

hahaha,

awesome barrel is awesome! lol =D

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SundaeSurprise Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD omg all these are horrible friends lol but I loved it, it was kinda hilarioud in a morbid way
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