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A good friend will be there for you when you cry.
A best friend will be there crying with you.

A good friend will keep your secret if you murder someone.
A best friend will have been your accomplice.

A good friend will let you commit suicide.
A best friend will be holding your hand as they jump in front of a train with you.

A good friend will mourn for you if you die before them.
A best friend will follow you.

A good friend will be at your execution to say goodbye.
A best friend will be in a second electric chair right next to you.

A good friend will say it's not a good idea to throw that explosive into the powerplant that's destroying natural habitat.
A best friend will count down to three, giving you the signal to throw it.

A good friend will ignore the fact that you kidnapped someone to torture.
A best friend will provide the chloroform.

A good friend will yell at your ex for breaking up with you.
A best friend will murder them.

A good friend will accept it when you hurt yourself.
A best friend will be sitting next to you to mop up the blood.

A good friend will cry with you if someone kills your puppy.
A best friend will help you track the bastard down and beat the shit out of him.

A good friend will be crying and waving goodbye to you as you board the Euthnasia Coaster.
A best friend will be sitting in the cart right next to you, excited and saying, "this is gonna be AWESOME!"

A good friend won't stop you from holding a gun to your head.
A best friend will be the one holding the gun to your head.

A good friend would read this and not say anything about it, but feel kinda disturbed on the inside.
A best friend would laugh and say, "these are hilarious."
I NO WAY DO I BELIEVE ANY OF THIS IS TRUE. i just wanted to make sure you know that. it's just a morbidly funny thing i thought of when i remembered an icon that said

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend will be sitting next to you and say, "man, we fucked up. but that shit was funny!"

i just thought it's be disturbingly ironic, ya know? XD so if i murder someone, turn me in okay? well, if i don't turn myself in first.

love ya sempai XD
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TheThiefTica 4 days ago  New member Hobbyist Writer
My friend Tyra and I were laughing so hard at this! Absolutely love it! X'D
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pmykittykat Apr 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:iconxkirbycomicsx: :iconpmykittykat:
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pmykittykat Apr 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
these ARE halarious :)
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SilverreStar Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
At the first one it should be: A best friend will be ready to beat who made you cry.
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Reitanna-Seishin Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
well no cause it's supposed to start out like it's innocent
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SilverreStar Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ohhh I see.
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:iconmasterofthestorm:
This piece plucked at my nerves while running a finger down my spine.

I like it.
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gameslavegaz Jan 25, 2014  Student General Artist
Real quote from my best friend sometime around 8 years ago:
"A good friend will call you a derp if you run through the town yelling "IT'S RAINING BURRITOS!!!" A best friend will be running and yelling it with you."
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Reitanna-Seishin Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
beautiful!
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ResidentEvilHetalia Oct 14, 2013  Student General Artist
That is so me and my bff Jordan XD
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