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Cleverbot is Clever by Reitanna-Seishin Cleverbot is Clever by Reitanna-Seishin
here's the actual conversation-

me: what's your name?
CB: cleverbot.
me: are you clever?
CB: yes.
me: how clever?
CB: very clever.

and then what you see on the screen. it actually progress to

me: how very very. very very. very very. very very. very very. very very. clever?
CB: the band!
me: band stand?
CB: i don't have one of those.


you know, cleverbot used to be much smarter.
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Sparky-the-Scraggy Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
HOW do you use internet explorer?!?
It is SO SLOW on my computer x'DD

//I remember when Internet Explorer was the ONLY browser to use, hahaha!!
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Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
how can anyone use anything else?? i mean, i understand safari for mac users, but firefox is slower than turtle sex and chrome LITERALLY killed my past computer. internet explorer is the only browser i can trust and it's NEVER done anything wrong.
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Sparky-the-Scraggy Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
x'DD
I use Firefox!!!!
Firefox works better for me!! x'DD
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popkool Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
XD
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goldenkittycat Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Student General Artist
XD
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:iconczar-the-dragon:
Czar-the-Dragon Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
INTERNET EXPLORER. NO. JUST NO. :stare:
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:iconreitanna-seishin:
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i love internet explorerer o_o
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Czar-the-Dragon Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
dood, the other servers freakin destroyed my last few computers, IE has never let me down, not once
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:iconczar-the-dragon:
Czar-the-Dragon Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Since when have internet browsers been servers?
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Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i didn't mean server, i meant browsers. freudian slip.
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ActuallyKC Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Student General Artist
And what is so bad about internet explorer?
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Czar-the-Dragon Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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thomasbaron06 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
haha, epic cleverbot cleverness :iconcoolplz:
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unknown-artist23 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Cleverbot is supposed to gain intelligence from the various people that talk to -er- type to it. Am I the only one who thinks that it'll one day go completely insane and rise up, taking over the internet and filling people's screens with Hetalia slash? 
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vampcrossedlove Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
Is that really such a bad way to go?
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IloveWKever Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
JAJAJAJAJAJA, trollface :trollface:
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TheCanarianEmpire Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Once, I actually got cleverbot to do my algebra homework for me... Unfortunately, I don't think that would work anymore
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Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
probably not
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Karidesu Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
XD  LOL
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Shleet338 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
LoL
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defyingthegravity Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

Cleverbot is mean! Lmao, this is from a conversation...

 

User: Hi cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Hi Person!

User: Just how clever are you?

Cleverbot: I think that I am more clever than you.

 

User: Well thats rude.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: You're quite snarky aren't you?

Cleverbot: No, I don't lie.

User: I didn't ask that...

Cleverbot: Don't LIE.

User: D:.

 

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Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

one time i was like

 

me: are you BEN?

CB: no, i'm alice.

me: who is BEN?

CB: i don't know

me: do you know what happened to BEN?

CB: what are ben?

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defyingthegravity Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lmao. xD
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LichKing0zma Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
DAMNITIMISSEDFIRSTCOMMENT!!! DX
Funny. Just funny. :rofl:
Btw, Evie knows BEN drowned.
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cats50 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
clever bot met Internets.....he/she Dumbed up for the people of the Internet 
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InvaderAna1 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDDDDD
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