Genderbend Elixir

sometimes you just wanna be another gender for a day, or maybe even longer. girl on your period? take some genderbend elixir and you'll turn into a guy! freedom! plus you have a penis! YAY PENIS!

unfortunately, the elixir only works on pure male or female genders. they haven't exactly figured out a formula that'll work on all genders. because of this, it is unwise to take the elixir if you're any other gender than male or female. we don't... exactly know what will happen to you. they're working on one though, I'm sure.

one drink covers a full 24 hours. WARNING: make sure you are not engaging in sexual activity when your elixir is about to wear off. it'll be awkward and probably hurt pretty bad. also, when you genderbend, your genetic material changes as well, and functions to match. in lamens terms, a genderbent woman (into a man) would still be able to get a girl pregnant, and a genderbent man (into a woman) will be able to get pregnant. THIS IS ESPECIALLY DANGEROUS FOR MEN! if you are not careful, you may return to your original gender with an unborn offspring inside of you, and men aren't biologically built for that, so there is nowhere for the embryo to go. it could get stuck in a number of places, both outside of an organ, and inside. they would probably get stuck in the digestive system. yeah, so guess what's gonna be coming out next time you gotta make? HA! if you're lucky! if it doesn't miscarriage, you will need to get surgery to have it removed, and if you don't, it could kill you. sadly, the embryo will be dead before the third week from conception.

"is it possible to save the embryo?" it has never been done, but scientists still estimate that there is a 0.01% chance the embryo could be saved. the theory it to attempt (key word, "attempt") to transfer it to a surrogate mother. this would need a LOT of research and testing, but the theory continues that the specific hormones created from the embryo around the third week will allow it to implant to the new mother's uterus, which would then stop the menstrual cycle, and hopefully proceeds into a normal pregnancy depending on the species. there are many flaws to this theory, one being that the chances of miscarriage is increased. if the baby survives the pregnancy, it is likely to be formed with physical and/or mental defects.

again, this has never been done or tested, and the main reason is because you may not even know it's there until it tries to start the fetal stage, in which case is either big enough to cause pain and/or internal damage, or it is assumed to be a cancer and is attacked by antibodies, which would probably cause some problems for the man unknowingly carrying it.

"this sounds pretty bad for guys who want to be a girl for a bit..." yeah, well, just like any girl, you've gotta avoid getting pregnant, huh? you gotta do what girls do, there is no exception. but guys gotta do their part too, right? so girls wanting to be guys for a bit gotta be careful as well. no gender is better than others, so don't get cocky... heh... cocky... hahaha....

other than that, there are no negative side affects other than getting used to the newly increased testosterone/estrogen. it's neat for guys to not have your monthly when in the female form. why? WHO THE HELL KNOWS OR CARES!! SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

right now, I'd sell my soul to not have a uterus. in fact, I'm going to put on my will for when I die, "before you cremate me, please dissect my reproductive organs and feed them to a violently carnivorous animal, preferably a shark, bear, or lion. I like sharks." yup. that'll be one of my ridiculous last requests. and my demands better be met! or else there will be some SERIOUS haunting all up ons!!!


genderbent character names:

Reitanna - reitan
Annatier - natier
koda - kodi
sempai - sem (semmy as a nickname)
Iapmes - mes
Tenji - taji
evelyn - evan
Nyleve - nave
Michael - michelle
lady - guy
wonton - tony
chika - chai
bloo - loo
sticky the female mad man - stick the male mad woman (XD)
divel - diva (lawlz, can you imagine?)
lizzy - lee
jan - jin
Hollywood pillow - Hollywood cushion
freedom apple - freedom appy
forgiveness leaf - forgiveness grass
dead molly - dead milo
karate squirrel - (uh... he's still a squirrel...) karate squirrely?
celeste - cecil
creepy sheep - creepy lamb
sanchez - selena?
exploding bunny - imploding rabbit?
shadow puppet - marionette silhouette (lawlz!)
paku the robot - piku the robot
kin and gin - kia and gia (though they don't like girls, so they wouldn't take this potion)

any requests?