I died a week ago. My house caught on fire due to a gas leak, and I unfortunately didn't make it. My family is devastated, but they're always praying to God that I'm happy. Well, they've got it half right.
I don't know what Heaven is like because... well, I didn't end up there. Frankly, everything is a sin, so in retrospect, only babies who meet their early end go to Heaven cause they didn't get a chance to sin. But you know, I've cursed, I've had premaridal sex, I've masturbated, I've lied, and I've... well, stolen from my mom's purse. So... here I am. In Hell.
I'm not sorry though. Turns out, our idea of Hell was all wrong. It's not firey, souls aren't being tortured for all eternity... and don't get me started on Satan. He's the most chill dude I've ever met. And boy is he attractive. He's tall, thin, has black hair slicked back into a small ponytail, and he wears a simple black t-shirt with scarlet skinny jeans! He even wears freakin' Airwalks!
Oho man, Hell has got to be the most fantastic place to ever exist. Each soul lives in their own little house, and they're very nice looking on the outside. But oh... on the inside, it's WAY bigger than the house looks! And each house is designed to fit your personal fantasies!! I can eat as many sweets as I want without getting fat, I can imagine up anyone I want for a companion, and even have sex with them with no consequences! I have a library filled with books only I like, I have the BEST computer, my bed is so comfy I have no trouble sleeping, and I have so many pets that I don't have to worry about losing money to take care of them!
There are places to go to have fun also if you want to mingle outside of your home. This is just to give us that feeling we used to have when we were alive. Oh, and we all seem to understand each other despite speaking different languages. Every now and then, Satan will walk around and see how everyone is doing, making sure we're all happy. If there's a problem, he fixes it. If there's an argument, he's able to make peace between the souls who are having the quarrel. And he will sometimes perform on a stage for us, doing comedy routines, holding a concert, telling wonderful stories, or even just calling on people to answer any questions. He really gets to know us personally, and even knows our names and faces. Sometimes he'll even hold a talent show for those who want to show off!
Physical, mental, and emotional disorders are all gone. Blind people can see, deaf people can hear, people with depression were happy, people with Autism were no longer unable to "fit in," need I go on? There was no crime because there was no reason. We didn't have money, so we couldn't be robbed, we couldn't be killed, so there was no murder, you could have anyone you wanted, so there was no rape... and drugs? Ha, you can create any sort of "high" you wanted in your own home! Everything is so wonderful here.
Sometimes we have a couple souls that are kicked out of Heaven and sent down here. At first they're scared, but then see what a paradise it is and exclaim, "Heaven is a boot camp compared to this!" Apparently it's very strict up there. Whoo, I'm glad I was a sinner.
Well, if I had to die, at least I'm happy in the afterlife. My parents got their wish... they were just praying to the wrong savior.
i just have this theory that maybe hell is a good place to be, that maybe we have it all wrong. you never know.
I know I'm going to hell no matter what I do. I've just realized that, despite the fact I'm religious, but I just don't give a shit
I love your idea on this, I think satan could be the good one, and i think that if god was even real, he's a huge prick to give us all the bad things in life, to give us faults that make others hate us, just life in general. being hispanic, (and this isn't true for all hispanics, but for the ones i've met) other hispanics i've met just shove religion down your throat, "believe in this religion! god is real and he's the saviour! satan's a prick!" my god, i hate all of that stuff, i'm part of no religion, cause it's all bullshit, to me, when i explain life to people, instead of saying "god created Adam and Eve, and so on and all that bullshit" i'd say "think of life as a never ending chess game, you win, thats when your life ends, you lose you still have alot more to go, you start the game, thats when you come into the world." i feel as if i'm off topic..... eh.
Huh. Now I'm not scared of the After-Life, because now I know what's coming! Oh, am I going to enjoy Hell or what?
Reitanna, I don't mean to be rude but I am Roman Catholic, and in the bible it says that Stan he lies. He makes lives miserable, you see I have lessons, you may not have a religion, I know that. So I am just saying this to you not to be rude, but to give a little heads up.
okay, for one, it's "satan," not "stan." and for two, the bible is a fictional book written to teach morals, it is not a history book. for three, god and satan most likely do not exist, and even if they did, we have no way of knowing who is good and who is bad. god could be the bad one, and satan could be the good one. all in all, the reason I don't believe in religion is because they teach nothing but lies to mindless sheep who are foolish enough to follow them. plus, religion is the reason our society has not progressed the way it should, and religion is to blame for all of the people getting murdered just for being gay. I'm sorry, but if god exists, he is a fucking prick because he allows rape and murder to exist in our world, he allowed my own parents to abandon me, he makes us suffer from mental illness, and innocent people lose their lives to cancer. if god and satan exist, I think I know which one is the lying bastard. all religions are bullshit. please don't ever leave a comment like this again, that is so inconsiderate. religious people need to learn to keep their silly beliefs to themselves instead of forcing them on people who know better. you people really need to learn to be more accepting of your fellow man instead of following some BOOK with no credible origin.
Okay sorry, and sorry about my spelling sometimes I do not look at the keyboard when I type. I better fix it.
that is definitely not the issue.
Sorry, I change the subject sometimes. I did not mean to be rude my dad told me about God and Satan. When I was younger I did not know there was a god, and I am telling you this, because I really did not know. When I got older my dad told me more, and more. Sorry.
i cant decide if the main cahacter is a boy or a girl....
Hell sounds awesome!
See I've always kind of wondered what if heaven and hell don't even exist? What if someone just wanted a joke and made up all the religions? And when you die you just kind of float around on earth, except you don't eat, talk to loved ones(Unless their dead), and you just kinda explore it.
I've had that thought as well. I mean, if you think about it, anyone could've written anything and said it was a "message from god." but this is why I don't believe in religion
Me and my cousin talked it over and we just kind of laughed about it since who knows? Until someone invents a time machine and actually can check, then we will never know.
lol yeah. well, I kinda hope I come back as a ghost so I can haunt people for shits and giggles
That would be the best thing ever. Hey, hey friend.. Im gonna haunt you forever~ Mwhaha.
What scares me is that I've done every one of sins you listed... But not premaridal sex... I'm only 17 o-o...
i lost my virginity at 14 dood
holy shit... my mom would kill me if I lost my virginity that young... and she still would now!
my family probably doesn't even know, but at this point in life, i don't find it a problem cause it was in the past. in NO WAY do i encourage it, no way, and i'm not proud of it. but i was young, naive, and was in love with that boy. i know that was love and not infatuation cause i know what love feels like now, but he became such an asshole after a long while, i broke it off. and i blame my parents for not giving me "the talk"
coincidence, i've never watched the twilight zone
I always thought hell would be like this. If it existsm I hope it is, because that's sure where I'm going to end up....
EVERYTHING'S a sin, man. i'm pretty sure 90% of us will go to hell. that other 10% are unfortunate babies
this is a good theory, but i wouldnt wanna go to hell, unless this was true lol but i love the story. i wish i could write as good as you.
There was a Twilight Zone episode that dealt with this. Everything was seemingly perfect. Too perfect. It was later revealed that the dead gangster wasn't in heaven, but the "other place." He went crazy.
huh that sounds nice...but I probably won't go there since I am too much of a goody goody...but today I stole a mini pack of gum which was the worst thing I've ever done so...
maybe hell isnt bad afetr all. Oh and really well written rei
"ive masterbated" ... didnt need to know that... i feel as thought you could have gotton your point across without putting that there o-o
XD this isn't told by ME, obviously i'm not dead. i also don't lie and never stealed from anyone
What if Hell Is great, but heaven is even better to the point where it can't be described? Just an Idea.
I think earth is really hell and you learn from everything that happens in life, good or bad and once you learn everything you need to learn, you get to die and get off of this hell of a planet. This perspective of heaven and hell is really awesome amazing writing as usual rei!