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Reitannite- Dedicated fan of Reitanna Seishin
Anti-Reitannite- Someone who hates Reitanna for whatever reason
Salmon Smack- The act of hitting someone with a salmon, preferably a live salmon
"Sucking harder than sucking itself"- It really fucking sucks
"Sweetness with a side of AWESOME"- It's really fucking awesome
Fantesticle- Fantastical/fantastic
Vagtastic- Fantastic
Bonerific- Terrific (originally from Family Guy)
Fallopian tubular- Tubular
Frack (frackin)- Fuck (fuckin)
Holy shitsnacks- Holy shit (originally from Archer)
Jeez Louis papa cheese- Jesus Christ
People-a-beepoos- People (I think I stopped saying this)
Anywhozeewatsit- Anyhoo/anyway
Tarsh cran- Trash can
Unicron- Unicorn
Orange juoce (joo-ah-s)- Orange juice
Musac- music
DA FOCK?- What the fuck?
HABLARBERMASH!!- A generic outburst or jeer that should be exclaimed at random points in time
Holy carp- Holy crap
Holy crapsticks- Holy crap
Coolness- Cool (not originally mine)
Awesomeness- Awesome (again, not originally mine)
Fer realzies- For real/seriously/I'm definitely not joking about what I just said
Underagies- People under the age of 18
Overagies- People 18 and older
"Sucks assballs"- Sucks
Yeparooski- Yep/yes
"Anger is the emotion I am feeling"- I am angry
"It hurts so pain"- It hurts/I'm in pain
"That's just a round about way of saying I hate sauerkraut"- Long story short (originally from the song "Albuquerque" by Weird Al)
Coolio- Cool (not originally mine)
Herpa derp- Durr/that was dumb (not originally mine)
Herpa derpa diddly derpa dumb- Seriously, I cannot believe how dumb that was (inspired from Southpark)
Herpa derpa herpes- A form of herpes you get when you're stricken with extreme dumbness. Symptoms include: being dumb, smoke emitting from brain, using the words "irreguardless" or "undecisive" without realizing those aren't words, and the inability to find your nose. One of the only cures is Awesome Sauce.
Awesome Sauce- A condiment with extraordinary properties to make ordinary people extraordinary. Chuck Norris was babtised in Awesome Sauce. The countless abilities it can give people are endless.
"Supa kawaii desu!"- I cannot believe how cute that is/that is super cute/unbearably cute (obviously Japanese)
Doohicky thing- A generic thing or piece of matter
"You're buggin"- You're bugging me/you're bothering me
Stoof- Stuff
Obie kaybie- Okie dokie/okay (originally from Homestar Runner)
Interesanté (interes-ahn-tay)- Interesting
"Super ultra happy fun time"- Very/awesomely good/fun
Pour examplé (por ex-ahm-play)- For example
Questionés (kwesh-tee-oh-nayz)- Questions
Oh shiznit- Oh shit
Oh snap- Oh crap (obviously not originally mine)
Oh snapsticks- Oh crap
Your mom/your face- Generic response to any statement (again, obviously not mine)
Moofin- Muffin/pet name for small fuzzy animals such as hamsters or bunnies
Moofin top/moofin poof- A pet name for small fuzzy animals like hamsters or bunnies
Champster- A hamster that holds a wrestling title
Boosh- You got served
Shazam- You got served/that's right/I just totally responded with "shazam"
Interwebz- Internet
Moondiah (moon-dee-ah)- Monday
Tweezdiah- Tuesday
Wednesdiah (wed-ness-dee-ah)- Wednesday
Thwoozdiah- Thursday
Freediah- Friday (said by Salem in the live action Sabrina the Teenage Witch series)
Saterdiah (say-ter-dee-ah)- Saturday
Soondiah- Sunday
"Norberting"- Making words sound ridiculously different (based on the way Norbert from Angry Beavers speaks)
Prolly- Probably
Probabla- Probably
Possibla- Possibly
Impossiblé (im-pah-SEE-blay)- Impossible
Seriousla- Seriously
"It's just so much ARGH!!"- It's so frustrating!
Dood- Dude
Importanté- Important
Stoopid- Stupid
"Frustration of frustrations"- I'm frustrated
Adorabibble- Adorable
Adorbs- Adorable (not originally mine)
Ghettotacular- It's totally ghetto/it totally sucks (this word was given to me by my manager when I worked at Walgreens)
"Raw raw raw, bish koom bah"- A random statement to be used whenever the hell you feel like (I'm gonna be honest, I haven't said this since I was like ten... but I said it a lot)
Calculator (kal-kyoo-lah-tohr)- Calculator, just Norberted
Mondo cool- Very cool (originally from DBZ)
Esculator (ess-kyoo-lah-tohr)- Escalator, just Norberted (I do this with many words)
Gewd- Good, usually just used in text
LAWLZ- Goddamn that's funny (I think some of these are too obviously not mine, I don't really need to specify)
Fantabulous- Fabulous
"I like it, I love it, let's make a movie out of it"- It's totally awesome. This is said with an English accent.
"Son of a whore"- Son of a bitch (originally from American Dad)
"Let me know how that sparkles with you"- Let me know if you like it (originally from Southpark)
Reitanna Slap- A high five shared with either Reitanna or a fellow Reitannite. This was invented by japanemogirl.
Squarular (square-u-lar)- Something square in shape
Vinnimon gum- Cinnimon gum, chewed while playing video games
Ass bag- Ass hole
Sammich- Sandwhich (originally from Invader Zim)
Skettie- Spagettie
Moneys- Money (originally from Invader Zim)
"Sh-sh-sha!!"- A random thing to be exclaimed while doing something, like grabbing or throwing something (originally from King of the Hill)
Fer surezies- For sure
Hatoraid- Gatoraid filled with hatred
Disorientated- Disoriented (this is actually a real word, usually used by English speakers in parts or Europe. I prefer to say it this way instead of the American way.)
"Wowie kaboodles!"- WOW! (honestly, I haven't said this for a long time because I always stop myself...)
"Why can't I feel my everything?"- Why does every part of me hurt?
"You can go fuck yourself and your mom"- Go fuck yourself
"Fuck your donkeys"- Well that just fuckin sucks
"Sucking fucks"- Fucking sucks
"Fuck my life with bees"- Fuck my life (I haven't said this for awhile)
Jesus Crust- Jesus Christ
Cheezits Christ- Jesus Christ
Canadia- Canada (NOT meant to be offensive)
Fuh and Guh- Fred and George from Harry Potter
Tekki- Techno
"Honey bunches of oats"- A phrase to replace the pet name "hun"
"Good to go like a five dolla ho"- I'm ready to go
"S'all gewd in the hood, yo"- It's alright
Bubbuhs- Babies (only referring to my rats)
"Wassiss?"- What's this? (when speaking to little animals)
"Wassdoin?"- What are you doing? (when speaking to little animals)
"Dissizz"- This is a cute little animal
Skooshes- A noun referring to cute little animals
Brudder- Brother (referring to a cute animal's cute animal brother
Bruvver- Same as "brudder"
Nyuv- Same as "yuv"
Aminal- Cute animal
Sucks donkey balls- It sucks
Sucks donkey tits- It sucks
"Fuck a duck/duckling in the ass"- A morbid, but not serious way of saying "fuck" when frustrated
"Oh my serious"- Oh my god/are you serious? (this one is new, I started saying it accidentally while losing at Sahkmet Solitaire on Neopets)
"Go nope yourself"- Go fuck yourself
"A basket of nope with a side of goddammit sauce"- I am NOT dealing with that
"My nope got everywhere"- I'm seriously not dealing with that
"My nope senses are tingling"- I have a bad feeling about this
"That's just a big bag of nope"- I wouldn't touch that with a [insert large number] foot pole
"Nopitty nope nope"- That's not happening
Nope sauce- Nope
Getting hit with a nope- Getting hit by someone/something because you annoyed them
"That is a big nope"- That's definitely not happening
All the nopes- There are so many things going on right now that I just DON'T want to deal with
A meal fit for a nope- Not dealing with that
So many nope- There are a lot of things here that I'm not going to deal with right now
"Suck my nope"- Suck my dick
"Fuck yo couch"- Fuck yourself
"Are you fujucking kidding me?"- Are you fucking kidding me?
"Mother fucking son of a bitch ass cunt face"- Something said when very frustrated or angry, usually during video games
"Son of a cunt face"- Variation of "son of a bitch"
"Damn it all to hell and hos"- Damn it all to hell
"Fuck you, Pikachu"- Fuck you
"Up yours, Bulbasaur"- Up yours
"Dat English"- When you say words in way that's not be the proper English
"Fuckitty fuck fuck"- Well fuck
"Hells to the yes"- Hell yeah
"Jesus Christ on a bun/sandwich/stick"- Jesus Christ
"I would be shit fucked out of fucking fuck fuck"- I would be screwed
"Son of a dick"- Son of a bitch
"Son of an ass"- Son of a bitch
"What the actual fuck?"- it's like "what the fuck?" but WAY more bewildered or perturbed
"Go away, Bonnay"- Telling Bonnie to go away while playing a FNaF game
"Bam bam bam bo-lam!"- YEAH!/I did it!/in your face!
"Everything is just too overwhelming for Hotdog"- I can't take all of the pressure (originally from Party Down South. I saw the clip on The Soup.)
"You can't have this hotdog"- You can't get to me (based on the phrase above)
"Damn you and your hos"- Damn you and everyone associated with you
Digusting- Disgusting (originally said by an old high school friend)
"I don't want your babies"- I don't want whatever it is you plan to give me
"I want your babies"- Contrary to the above, this one means "you are extremely sexy, and I would be willing to have sex with you, so get in my bed NOW"
"I don't want your beans"- Same as "I don't want your babies"
"I don't like your buns"- I don't like you
"Eat my babies"- Come at me, bro
Kick awesome- Very awesome/kick ass
A hunk of sex/a piece of sex- someone who is incredibly sexy (originally from Nameless)
"Here goes something"- I'm about to attempt something that I might fail at
"I'm more boned than a ho on Tuesday"- I'm seriously screwed
"It's just so freakin meh"- It's mediocre/not impressive
"Go jack off somewhere else"- Go be an idiot/go be annoying somewhere else
"Let's do this like Brutus"- Let's do this (I originally heard it from Homestar Runner, but it may have existed before that)
"Let's have some of the silence"- Let's be silent for a moment (inspired by a phrase said in Invader Zim)
Neato speedo- Neat
"Now you're thinkin with your feelers"- Now you got it (originally said while playing SimAnt, and it stuck)
"Nyah, I say, nyah"- I say no to that
"Oh schizznish"- Oh shit
"Oh the pain!"- It really hurts
On a rollsky- On a roll
"Bad for Reitanna!"- This is not a good situation for Reitanna to be in
"I tink I'm gonna tek dis and shuvvit uppa yo ass"- I'm going to shove this up your ass (originally said while playing Six Nights at Pink)
"Sit, stay, be merry"- Stay for a moment and just be quiet
"So much yes!"- Triumphant
"Wrong like a song about dongs"- So very wrong
"You don't even know how to suck properly"- That's how bad you suck
"You sunk my Jenga ship!"- You just delivered me a great inconvenience (originally from Homestar Runner)
"Take it in the face"- take my attack like a man, even if you're a woman (said while playing video games)
Redonkulous- ridiculous (dunno where it originally came from)
The woozies- The feeling you get when nauseous
"Refresh my memorozozays"- Refresh my memory
"Trongwichoo?!"- What's wrong with you?!
Vagina-y- The female equivalent of being cocky (just a joke)
"Well bully"- Well good (I think it's obvious where this one comes from)
"Well bully on you"- Good for you (said with sarcasm)
"What the diggity doh doh?!"- What the hell?!
"Whawazzat?"- What was that?
"Y no brain can connect?"- Something you ask yourself when you feel you had a dumb moment and couldn't figure out something obvious
Absopositibly- Absolutely
Chillalolorés (chill-lah-loh-lor-ayz)- Chill
Crazy go nuts- Crazy (originally from Homestar Runner)
Nyes- Indeed
Mnyes- Indeed
Yus- Yes (said by Soos from Gravity Falls)
"HOO HA!!"- The sound you make when going for something quick with determination
"Whateva! Whateva! I do what I want!"- I do what I want, and nothing you say will stop me (originally from Southpark)
"This is me dying"- I'm dying
Funcussion- A concussion brought on by reckless fun (originally from Bob's Burgers)
"This is my design"- this is how I do things successfully (originally from Hannibal)
"Most excellent"- Very excellent (originally from the Bill and Ted movies)
Bangin- Awesome
Bomb- Awesome
Rockin- Awesome
"That's a dose of [noun] right in your fucking face"- That came out of nowhere, and then was suddenly right in your face
"Whatever flies your zeppelin"- Whatever floats your boat/whatever makes you happy
"Whatever kicks your can"- Same as above, but primarily used by characters in The Boarding House of Freaks
"GHOSTS!!!!"- Exclaimed unnecessarily when something in the house falls on its own, even when knowing that it wasn't a ghost at all
"Holy cheese balls"- Holy crap
Sheep- Unintelligent people who cannot think for themselves and follow the crowd. They usually tend to make bad or stupid decisions, and are hostile toward free thinkers. They are also incredibly disrespectful toward people who do not see it their way. Sheep tend to have a high opinion of themselves, believing they are special in some way, or one of a kind amongst the billions of people on our planet. They also ignore facts, logic, and reason.
Shepherd- a person or persons leading a herd of sheep. The shepherd is the person who manipulates the sheep, making them believe that their ideas are superior to any others.
Wolves- Sheep that act tough while attacking from a great distance, usually hiding behind a computer. These people think they are more powerful than you because you can't get to them, but they are cowards nonetheless.
The slaughter house- The eventual doom that the shepherd is leading the sheep toward, either knowingly or unknowingly
Sheep herding dogs- A third party that, every now and then, has to put the sheep in their places if they get too out of hand. They are usually pigs on the inside, but dare not show it for fear of not being accepted. Still, sheep tend to respect them slightly, since they often give no opinion to either side.
Pigs- Regular, independent people who think for themselves and don't blindly follow the crowd. These people have their own beliefs, tend to be much more intelligent, and know the world for what it is. They don't consider themselves better than others, and they are respectful toward other people and their opinions. Pigs often make smart decisions that lead them to success. They know they are no different than other people, and are very rational, logical, and use common sense.
Weeders- Stoners
Fantasterific- Fantastic, usually said by Pinkie Pie in Muffins
"Oh my glob"- Oh my god (what Adventure Time fan DOESN'T say this? XD)
"I think I has the solution!"- I have the solution (originally from Homestar Runner)
The Epitome of Awesome- Koda. Hell Yeah.
"I'm seriously"- I'm serious (originally from Southpark)
"For serious?"- Are you serious?
"Snappy snoo, he/she/it got you!"- He/she/it totally got you (if I'm correct, "snappy snoo" came from Pewdiepie)
Niff- What cute animals do when they are sniffing around


-Rem (RIP): Remmykin, Remmy, The Remster, The Rem Master, Remdiddly
-Ezio (RIP): My Albino Baby, Fat White Lump, Marshmallow Rat, Wittle Pink Eyes, Etzy, Wittle Ezio
-Sampson: Sammy, Sam-I-am-a-Big-Fat-Ham, Shim Sham Sam, Sammy Rat, Sammy the Rat, Sammy Son, Fatty Sam, Wittle Sampson, Sammy Cute Rat, Sammy Sleepy Rat, Sammy Roof Rat, Sammy Angry Rat, Sammy Playful Rat, Sammy Strawberry Rat, Sammy Happy Rat, Sammy Cute Face
-Tommy: Tommy Rat, Tommy the Rat, Tom the Rat, Tom Tom, Tom Tom T-T-Tom Tom Tom, Tommy Cute Rat, Tommy Sleepy Rat, Tommy Roof Rat, Tommy Sensitive Rat, Tommy Playful Rat, Tommy Strawberry Rat, Tommy Dumb Rat, Tommy Happy Rat, A Tom-a-Tom, The Tom, The Tommy, Wittle and Stoopids, Just a Dumb Rat, Tommy Whistly Nose, Tommy Cute Face, My Baby Rat, Just a Wittle Baby, Tommy Waddles, Tommy Baby Rat

little idea i had. i say a lot of strange things. so i figured i'd write them down.


i gots stuff to say that i couldn't say before cause i had to go to work. obviously, a lot of this stuff was not INVENTED by me, it's just part of my daily vocabulary. i add more stuff as i remember what the hell i say. XD

~:::UPDATE 2:::~

this was in desperate need of an update and some cleaning up. honestly, I had forgotten all about it until someone recently commented on it. then I realized, "I say new stuff!" obviously a lot of these things are references, or things I picked up somewhere else. the point is is that I say them quite often.
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HtfLoverBoy Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2016  Student Artist
Is it weird that I used some of these "Reitannisms" XD
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
nope XD
HtfLoverBoy Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2016  Student Artist
Hahaha XD
FandomTrashBeME Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
I WILL achieve...
*flails arms before falling*
emikolve16 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
yay I'm not the only
EmmaCookies Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think I'm going to use these talking to my parents 
Just to annoy them >:D
psychomonstey Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
HABLARBERMASH!!!!! my favorite word now :P
murtauge Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2016  Student General Artist
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn nice list
0ZYMANDlAS Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
violetbmana Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
CreepyMax123 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2016
This is some fracked up shit. This funny as hell, I tell you that. Good one
alexthedemonicwolf Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
i call my cat cathead...that is her name :3
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
TheChan-Bella Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
I know this is fucking weird but I say vagina like bow-gina. This has a story.

A girl in my class named Chaylin was combining the word bow with the names of states in the US. When she tried to combine bow with Virgina she said the Gina part wrong and said "BOWGINA!" out load. Then everybody laughed and she didn't understand. Then this was how i explained it to her:
"chaylin. CHAYLIN. I undertsand your trying to combine bow with words but your saying the gina in virgina wrong and it sounds like your saying the women's private part so say it bow-gin-yah."

And they when I say vagina I say it bowgina.
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
MissMintyMint Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
tacygirl Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that is a buncha nopes that I will use on a daily basis
Midnight2015 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016
Haha this is cool, we must be related since I use a lot of references XD we should talk more, maybeh idk XD I'm braindead right now X3
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Midnight2015 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016
Awesome sauce X3
evemetalchick Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm dying right now XD
Jakeapony Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Wow I was expecting pony azz.
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
pony azz?
Jakeapony Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Forget it! I said nothing.
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
okay then XD
Jakeapony Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Well have an awsome Easter!
EmmaThePenguin Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
"Does this suit make me look fat?"
"No, your face does." AS SOON AS I SAW YOUR FACE
bestanimationsCo Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
First I learned the English language, now this!? 
So many words, so many...
Sparki-Katt Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I never saw this before. Boy, am i glad i found this, now i have new set of phrases and insults in my arsenal.
Bruticusdude65 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
Reitannite number somewhere over the 2000 mark reporting for duty

keep up with the awesome fanfictions and out of this world artwork
RosewoodBlaze-360 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Hobbyist Artist

Or should I say you're sweetness with a side of awesome? W-wait a minuet... -_-
FanOfAlot1239 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016
I use a lot of these words too. This is officially my new dictionary (As if I had a normal one anyway) lol.
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
man I forgot about this! it REALLY needs an update XD
Sachiko427 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I think you missed "and blibbity blobbity bloop, just get him some pants." XD
(Saw it in a video of yours on YouTube.)
CreepyMax123 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2015
Well I thought I was the only person who said nonsense 
ThisIs-My-Username Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
popkool Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Fuh and Guh- Fred and George from "Harry Potter"

popkool Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
*Tries to pronounce probala*
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
prah-buh-blah :P
popkool Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
XD Thank you!
IAmDibAndMothman Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Reitanna, I have a question for you.....WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME!? TEACH ME MASTER!
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD it was an accident! :P
hazzybat Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
yay! i'm not the only one that says interwebs!
ADickson10193 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
wow that a lot of writes for us to say Reitanna.
Averylilith Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Student
I wrote fallopian tubular on the side of my shoe.
JapanEmoGirl Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Reitanna Slap- a high five shared with either Reitanna or a fellow Reitannite. this was invented by japanemogirl

RainbowReitannite Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'm hoping you put Captain Dick Bag in there because to this day it still makes me crack up XD
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i forgot, where did captain dick bag come from? is it something mike said?
RainbowReitannite Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, he and Justin were talking and he just said Captain Dick Bag for some reason and you both started singing, "it's that guy, that guy...something something something and he's a dick bag." XD
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OH YES! john lauranitus, we did say that! that's more mike's thing, so i dunno if i should add that
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