Zim and Dib Play Slender

dib is on his computer, and zim comes in through the window, quietly as always, but with no INTENTION of scaring dib. dib looks kinda pale as he's staring wide eyed at his comuter screen, focusing on whatever he's doing.

zim: hey.

dib: BWAH!!!

zim: ...

dib: jesus christ, zim! why do you always DO that?!?

zim: i didn't mean to. i'm bored.

dib: (quickly turning back to the computer, eyes widen again and he whimpers very softly) now's NOT a good time!

zim: why? what are you doing?

dib: zim, SHUT. UP. i can't-- SHIT!

zim: (looks bewildered as he moves closer and looks over dib's shoulder at the computer screen.) what is this?

dib: zim, i swear to god...

zim: answer me.

dib: it's a GAME, and if you keep bugging me, i'm gonna die!

zim: what are you supposed to do? why is it all dark? what's with the trees?

dib: ZIM!

zim: zim asked a question.

dib: alright alright... but i can't pause this damn thing... shit... i'm supposed to collect 8 pages, but i'm being stalked by-- MOTHER FUCKER!!

zim: WHAT WAS THAT?!?

dib: THAT is why you need to GO AWAY. he's gonna get me because you're distracting me!

zim: well kill him!

dib: i CAN'T, i have no weapons.

zim: i don't like this game...

dib: just... be quiet for a moment... i only need two more... god, gaz did this in like five minutes...

zim: there's one.

dib: where?

zim: on that truck thingie.

dib: (clicks and gets the page, then exhales slowly.) okay... i'm okay... one more...

zim: how can you even tell where you're going? everything looks the same.

dib: well, it'd be easier if FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

zim: RUN!! RUN!!! RUN AWAY!!!

dib: I'M FUCKING TRYING!! SHUT UP!!!!

zim: (wraps arms around dib tightly) SHIT! HE'S RIGHT THERE!!! RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!!!

dib: god DAMMIT zim! i can't SEE!! GET OFF!!!

zim: BWAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

dib: shit shit shit shit GOD HE'S RIGHT FUCKIN BEHIND ME!!!

zim: (tightens his hold on dib) I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME!!!

dib: GET OFF--

zim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOH GOD!!!!!!!!

dib: (stares at screen, eyes wide, then drops his hands off the keyboard and onto his lap. he suddenly looks very angry.) happy? are you fuckin happy? i died. i had ONE page left... and i died. i've been trying to beat this game ALL day, and YOU killed me.

zim: (trembling from fright) why do you like all this scary stuff...?

dib: you. are. BUGGING.